Jul 24 2008
What to do when naked? (Svar på Maries post) (engelsk)
Jeg måtte bare svare, etter denne posten til Marie:
- Touching, kissing, groping, stroking, more touching, and then som touching again!
- All kinds of kissing is fine. Soft, passionate, switching, tongue, pecks – go go go! He’s a guy – it won’t matter!
- As long as it takes!
- Play it by ear – start taking off your shirt, and then, if he doesn’t take the hint, start undressing him! You can do it en route, no problem – kissing and groping usually ensues during this.
- Talking is optional.
- If you have to ask, maybe you should just stay clothed.
- Romance isn’t the point here – sex is. Just keep the sheets clean, and hide the dirty underwear.
- Walk towards it?
- See answer #1.
- Everywhere!
- The penis is fair game from the moment of nakedness. Go go go!
- He’ll probably tell you – maybe not in so many words, though.
- Tell him!
- ‘Till you’re good and ready for sex (that means him being hard, you being soaked).
- You might get a clue when his penis is hard as steel. And action is good, so is words – just tell him!
- Position the penis near the vagina – apart from that, anything goes.
- Doggystyle, spoon, standing up, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, missionary etc. etc. etc. If you don’t know them, Google it! You switch by moving or talking – it’s usually basic communication skills, which you should have learned by kindergarten.
- He’s a guy. Of course he’s enjoying it!
- There is lots of talking during sex. Usually the words are more like “aaaah” and “oooh” and “don’t stop”, but there is talking!
- Depending, but somewhere between 5 seconds and 10 minutes.
- Sleep.
- If he comes back for more, you weren’t that bad. If you want more, he was very good!
- You grab his dick when you wake up!
- You’re welcome!
*hikst*
Tags: foreplay, forspill, idioti, sex, USA
Thomas July 24th, 2008 17:54
Kudos!
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